Unfortunately, I didn't get to record this conversation, and it's been three hours since I heard it from when I'm posting it now. This is the best rendition of this conversation that I can do straight from memory:

"Kyle's been over there for a while."
"Yeah he has."
"Dude, we should put ketchup in his drink!"
"Naw, ketchup is way too easy to see."
"Put ketchup in his drink."
"How about salt?"
"Haha okay"
"Is he lookin'?"
"No."
"Dude do it, DO IT!"
"Hahaha!"
"Faster he's gonna come back!"
"Hurry up!"
"Fuck!"
"Haha, I can't wait until he comes back, it's gonna be so fuckin' funny"
"That's gotta taste like shit dude."
"Haha yeah."
"Damn, he's still over there."
"Dude your face was so messed up when you putting that salt in man."
"Haha yeah, it was like Bacon left and some salt shaking demon took over."
"You're seriously fucked up Bacon."
"Hey, you guys were freakin' me out."
"That face though; you started freakin' smiling."
"And your eyes got bigger and."
"That was so funny!"
"Hahaha."
"Damn man, where's my food. I hate the diner it takes soooo long."
"Yeah, but we didn't really give a shit when we came in."
"At least we don't have to make it and it'll sort of taste good sometime, but not...a lot really."
"Yeah, that's how it be man."
"I want my fruit cup!"