Disgusting Conversation

This conversation was pretty gross in it's own merit. You'll see what I mean. This was in the Union, late on Tuesday.

Let me introduce the players.

Bimbo #1, with a carrot orange spray tan, neon blonde hair, and a voice reminiscent of Snookie on Jersey Shore.

Bimbo #2, basically an exact copy of Bimbo #1, but with jet black dyed hair, and a very obvious boob job, which seems to be at maximum density, and at liberty to pop any second.

Bimbo #1 - "I mean, you know what I'm saying? Like...I don't want to be that girl."

Bimbo #2 - "Yeah, seriously."

Bimbo #1 - "I'm really don't want to be the girl that get's straight A's. That's not me."

Bimbo #2 - "Seriously."

Bimbo #1 - "I think I'm going to drop English."

Bimbo #2 - "I don't think you can, can you? I mean, it's like, a requirement."

Bimbo #1 - "Ug...It's so friggin' hard. Like, there is so much I have to do, and I don't have time for it. You know what I mean? Like, who cares, seriously. Fuck this school, I mean it."

Bimbo #2 - "Let's just drop out, seriously."

Bimbo #1 - "Do you need a college degree to be in Fashion?"

Seriously, I'm amazed that I could type this out. My head exploded when I heard it. Yes, these kinds of people are out there. Scary, isn't it?